General Carowinds discussion
By uscbandfan
#76996
Do we have a sign out in front of Carowinds that says "Stupid people come in here."?

I was in line for Afterburn and I suddenly heard "Release 3 and 4". I looked up and saw 2 women (one in row 3 and one in row 4) get pulled for having a purse on the ride. They slowly proceeded to put them into the bins, came back to their seats and they went through the same locking procedure again. AGAIN I heard "Release 3 and 4". I looked up again and BOTH of the women's seatmates were being pulled for the SAME reason. They had to get up and put their purses in the bins.

I think if the person next to me had an issue with the attendant, I would be smart enough to realize that issue would apply to me too. It took more than 5 minutes for that train to be released (these women were not of the slim nor speedy variety.)

It's official, I'm opposed to bins WITH A PASSION now. Or, at the very least, opposed to stupid people.
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By FamousAmos
#77003
whenever I have ladies with me at the park, they are smart enough to bring as little into the park as possible. Whoever comes with me to any park knows that we don't bring much into the park. Just money, phones, camera. That's all. And small ziplock bags just in case we want to get wet or if we have loose change.
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By coasterbruh
#77004
And you're opposed to bins...why??? Its not like the bins can bitchslap people for not using them...
By uscbandfan
#77005
My wife has one of those mini-backpacks... much more convenient than a purse. But she tosses it into the bin BEFORE she sits down and gets belted and ratcheted in.
By uscbandfan
#77007
coasterbruh wrote:And you're opposed to bins...why??? Its not like the bins can bitchslap people for not using them...


Because I had to sit there for 5 minutes dealing with those ladies stupidity. (Is why I amended the statement) I actually don't mind the bins for the people who know how to use them. I guess those ladies were just thinking they were going to swing their purses around while zipping through the bat-wing. Maybe stupid isn't the right word... ignorant maybe? or maybe I should stick with my first assessment... especially for the 2 women who didn't get the memo on the first release.

Is why I like the load-time for Fury so much.
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By coasterbruh
#77009
Let me get this right...this is an isolated incident meaning out of however many time you've ridden afterburn, this rarely happens. So you are gonna completely ignore those time and wanna throw the gauntlet at the bins and curse them to hell over one...ONE incident. I wanna make sure I got this right...
By uscbandfan
#77012
coasterbruh wrote:Let me get this right...this is an isolated incident meaning out of however many time you've ridden afterburn, this rarely happens. So you are gonna completely ignore those time and wanna throw the gauntlet at the bins and curse them to hell over one...ONE incident. I wanna make sure I got this right...



You know..., first, a lot of these comments are tongue in cheek as are most on this board. ALSO... read what the comment is REALLY about. The stupid people who are just idiots. Or maybe you just got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. It IS the first Monday in forever we've had sunshine and warm weather here in Columbia.
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By coasterbruh
#77014
uscbandfan wrote:
coasterbruh wrote:Let me get this right...this is an isolated incident meaning out of however many time you've ridden afterburn, this rarely happens. So you are gonna completely ignore those time and wanna throw the gauntlet at the bins and curse them to hell over one...ONE incident. I wanna make sure I got this right...



You know..., first, a lot of these comments are tongue in cheek as are most on this board. ALSO... read what the comment is REALLY about. The stupid people who are just idiots. Or maybe you just got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. It IS the first Monday in forever we've had sunshine and warm weather here in Columbia.


Lol lol...let me make sure I understand...you're the one complaining about waiting an extra 5 minutes and resolve to calling people idiots and stupid. THEN. You go on to place blame on the bins...as if they had the major part in you waiting a measly 5 minutes (which is minuscule since I'm sure the ride was a walk on). Obviously the idiots and stupid people were on your mind this morning for you to make a pointless thread about your ISOLATED situation...but "I" woke up on the wrong side of the bed??? Ok...yeah, you're right. And the bins are stupid as well. And those stupid idiots owe you and apology for making you wait 5 minutes. And I apologize for laughing my *** off for how silly this "complaint" is. Take it to guest service and see them laugh as well...

Do you NOT see how much of a non-issue your issue is???
By uscbandfan
#77016
Was not a walk-on. Was 30+ minutes. Got in line at 10:35 and got off just before 11:10. Line was around the corner past the AFTERBURN sign.

Amazing how you can take a tongue in cheek comment and blow it into all that.
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By coasterbruh
#77017
Lol well to SOME around here, that's considered a walk on :lol: and was the "+" 5 minutes??? :clap:

And let's be honest...there is no tongue or cheeks in your original post...just unneeded insults to fat people and anger over nothing... :thumbup: