General Carowinds discussion
By Justin
#11278
Swapfox43 to me to write a brief trip report of my visit today. Here it is:

Okay. I got to the park at 11:50. THE PARKING LOT WAS PRACTICLY EMPTY!! And the first ride i got to was the Borg. I wait in line for 5 minutes. I got the front row. When we were getting into our seats, the the ride-op said to get back in the gates. And they let that train go empty. Then the next train came in. All the people got off, and then some guy was inspecting it. It took like 30 minutes. An then they decided to put the "malfuntioned" train into the servicing track. It was really cool how they switched the track! And then we were able to get on the ride at 12:45. It was really, really, fun! And then we went on it again, and it was a walk on. And they operated the Borg w/ only one train that day.
Next, I went on the flyers!! It was really fun!! My dad didn't go on. He said it was queer, and he riden that kind of ride when he was 10, at Mountain park, in Holyoke, Mass. It was like a 20 minute wait. But I got on, and MAN!! I WAS F8CKING AWSOME FOR A FIRST TIMER!!! There was a black dude operating it, and he yell to go higher. Well anyways, I managed to do 12 SNAPS IN A ROW!! It is so easy! I'll explain how I did it below. And my thing kept on swingingwhen the ride ended. And the black dude made it stoped and asked me if I had fun, and I said yes! And listen to this!!! He said I got the HIGHEST of EVERONE since yesterday and today!!! SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I hit The Top Gun 2 times, and they were walk ons. Then I riden the other roller coasters. And I hit the drop zone, enterprise, and the skytower.
There were ALOT of broken down rides today too! Like the Ricochet, frenziod, and some others i forgot, too.
The most gayest ride was the flying dutchman revenge. Wanna know why?? I TAKES 5 MINUTES FOR EVERYONE TO GET ON, AND THE RIDE IS 30 SEC LONG!!! I was so pissed! Everyone couldn't decide if they wanted to go on or not. And the ride attendents were slow as hell. Plus! I thought the boats spun freely!! Not mechanically! That would of made the ride experience way more fun! .....I was really disapointed.


HERE'S MY TIP TO FLY UP IN THE AIR REALLY HIGH AND SNAP:
First, when the ride gets going, move your rudder side to side very slowly. Next, when you feel that is how high you can get, point the rudder to the inside. This will cause your flyier to go to the bottom very quickly. When you feel like the flyier comes to a quick stop, and is at the lowest point, very quickly move your rudder to the outside. This will cause a snap, and you will be sent flighing!! Trust me!! I got some wicked high air doing that!

That is my best explaination. Hope you all find that useful.
Later on i am going to make a diagram. Just to help you! How cool!
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By Jay
#11279
Whoa dang man.. nice TR.. could use some paragraphs though. :P

FYI - Frenzoid is always 'broke' or something.. so get used to that. And yes that operator yelling at everyone to "GO HIGHER GO HIGHER" was awesome.

LOL at your dad calling it 'queer'..

I'm not going to dispute you going higher than everyone else or whatever the op said.. but that seems a bit far fetched after how we attacked it yesterday... :D
By Justin
#11281
I forgot something too! Lol.....

I went to the Buca di Beppo in Pineville after we left Carowinds (@ 5:00). I really LOVE That place. Guess what i had?? SPAGETTI!!!!!!!
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By coasterdave
#11285
What in the world are you doing Justin? Your post looks like a complete train wreck. I know you are about as excited as a school girl that just got her first kiss but step back and catch your breath.

When you get your hormones down to a normal level then how about you reread your post and see if it makes sense. And if it does not then maybe you could edit it so it does.

IESPELL can be your friend.
By Justin
#11286
lol, are you a teacher??? it says you are born in 10 October 1971. i read it. it sounds fine to me. lol. i guess i am just 15.

but does it sound like i am gay or something?? if it does, i can't believe i write like that. lol.

sry if it dodn't make any sence. (my english teacher says dodn't, how funny! and she's an english teacher! lol.)
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By montumax
#11287
After that last post, they should create IEGRAMMAR too.
By KenB
#11291
I am just in awe :blink: of this post.....speechless.

It almost makes one long for the days of the sports desk dude and Erica Possum......

:D KenB
By RollrCoastrCrazy
#11368
Wow... this post is so full of horrible grammar and sad (but typical) teenage ignorance. As a gay teenager, not only am I slightly offended by your repeated use of queer or gay in a derogatory manner, but as an intelligent person, your grammar, spelling, punctuation, and formatting create a most visually offensive post. Not trying to bash you man, but watch what you say when it is going to be viewed by many people, as you are likely to offend someone, or get caught on your lack of writing finesse.

... and btw... I was flying higher than you. ;)
By carowindsfreak13
#11369
Ah, I just think he will just get banned again. :D
By RollerBee
#11371
RollrCoastrCrazy wrote: As a gay teenager...

Do you have to tell us about your sexual preference? I am just not going to get started on this topic.
By carowindsfreak13
#11372
Man, Don't harrass the person. He has every right on this board to be gay. And I respect that as not a gay. As you put it.
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By coasterbruh
#11373
LAWD have mercy what is this place now!!! :blink: :o :huh:
By RollerBee
#11374
I best hold my mouth shut before I get banned from CC.
By RollrCoastrCrazy
#11384
The only reason I announced my sexual preference was because the kid who wrote this review OBVIOUSLY was being offensive towards any gay people who might visit the board. When people use gay, or queer in the case of his dad, as a negative word, it is offensive to people who are gay. Pretty simple concept in my opinion. My post was not to bash the person, as I stated, and not to stir up any controversy, as I don't want to cause a problem on Johnathan's wonderful boards, but I did want to correct him on his ignorant word usage which has obviously been influenced by his father. He doesn't have to grow up to be quite as "un-worldly" as his parent. Now... off my soapbox... continue with whatever constructive discussion might possibly come from this post... .... and I will not say anything more. Just next time watch what you Justin and try not to be offensive to other posters.