[MarkD]

I heard that the reason the old footers for the monorail were not removed as it is going to be returned to us. Supposidly they are building a new resort and parking deck and the monorail will take you back and forth.

[bgwfreak]

I heard that the new owner of PP is actually McDonald's!!!

They will replace all of the fast food with McDonald's places and charge $10 for a burger.

To compensate for how fat they are going to make everyone they will remove 2 seats off each row on Top Gun and make the remaining seats EXTRA WIDE.

How's that for SUPER SIZING something?

[CoasterChris]

I think we all know that the new owners will be Wal-Mart. They will re-name Top Gun to Rollback.

[bgwfreak]

^ No that's the new name for Top Thrill Dragster. (They are buying Cedar Point too)

[RollerBee]

That name actually fits TTD, I seen it do it at least once the 2 days I was at Cedar Point.

[coasterbruh]

I heard this one not too long ago...the park have been sold about a week ago and some official told some random joe smoe and they ran to about every internet message board to say that they know!

Talk about wild and crazy rumors!

[bgwfreak]

^ Man I heard the same one.

Crazy.

[chargercrazy]

Man, that rumor must really get around. I heard it too.

[swampfox43]

^The blind man saw it and the deaf man heard it too!!

[coasterholic14]

^ and didn't the mute man spread it?

[chargercrazy]

Yeah, he signed it to others. Lots of them.

[MarkD]

I also heard of this

Really
Outlandish
taLe of the
saLe of our
amusEment park.
wheRe those who
kNow don’t talk and those that
dUnt
Talk know.


Hmmm….

[RollerBee]

ROLLERNUT, what? I wasn't the one that said that. How would I know anything, I don't have no connections.

[bgwfreak]

^ It actually wasn't the nut this time.

But he did tell me that Scrooge was actually played by Dick Chaney!!! That would explain why he was so grumpy.

[montumax]

It couldn't have been Cheney. Scrooge didn't shoot anybody.