General Carowinds discussion
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By swampfox43
#19510
Carowinds announces their newest themed area for the 2007 season! This new area known as "REDNECK JUNCTION" will be located adjacent to the Thrill Zone in a clearing behind the Hurler.

Although full details of the attractions have not been released, a spy video from an "unnamed" source clearly shows the testing of the star attraction to be named "Double-Wide-Slingshot". The new area will supposedly have white-trash containers, and a firing range (that serves Budweiser!). Special pricing for gunner's between 2 and 5 years old!!

Personally, I am excited about this new addition. I knew Cedar Fair would come through for Carowinds in 2007!!

Oh, I guess you want to see the video:

You can download it <a href='http://members.aol.com/earlywinds/Carowinds07.wmv' target='_blank'>HERE!</a>

I think there will be an upcharge for the ride but rumor has it if you are an unmarried female under 21 with more than 4 children, you can get on for half price. There will also be a special smoking area for nursing mothers. Details are still being worked out.

Anyway, I don't want to give away all the secrets.

Max, we must have ERT on the D-W-S during C3.
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By Jonathan
#19511
I already rode that at my buddy Clyde's house back in 2001! I'm sick of these damned used rides!
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By montumax
#19513
And some of those people over on the Troll says Carowinds gets the shaft....

Jarvis...you got a pair of daisy dukes for media day?
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By coasterbruh
#19523
^ will do and since I got chunkier my butt cheeks will really be hanging out from under them!
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By bgwfreak
#19524
I can't wait to hear Scott's reaction to this.

I bet they will be buying a lot of ad time on NASCAR races.
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By bgwfreak
#19531
I just watched the video. That was hillarious and it's funny that it actually worked!

I was expecting to see her go flying off into the woods as the thing broke!