- May 25th, 2007, 6:07 pm
#20979
Man, you people are just sick. Sick, I tell you. Vortex isn't that bad. Of course, I also like Ninja at SFOG so maybe I'm the one with problems. Hurler is an even stranger choice. Sit up front, and it's smooth and filled with airtime. Not the most exciting layout, but it's fun. It's my 2nd-favorite coaster there to Top Gun. Well, except for that 2-year stretch where it could barely make it to the station, but it's back to it's old self these days after some TLC. I'll admit to not riding in the back in the last 2 seasons, maybe it's bad back there.
Carowinds' worst coaster, hands down, is Reptar - aka Mini Mind Eraser. I think the only smooth piece of track on the ride is the one in Reptar's mouth. It's slogan should be "All of the pain of an SLC, with none of the thrills!". Replace those ear torture devices with a lapbar, ala Saturator, and I'd probably like the ride well enough. Well, they could make trains that followed the track properly, AND engineer said track to proper tolerances, but this IS Vekoma we're talking about here.
Of the adult flats, I like all of 'em, especially since they've eased up a bit on the pressure on Frenzoid's restraints, so I cant' really knock on any of these.
The worst non-coaster experience would have to go to...Dora's Azul Adventure. I'll never forget when we were there for the Flyer commercial shoot / preview day when the ACErs got to experience that for the first time. I believe "incredibly cheesy" was mentioned more than once. I realize I'm pretty far from the target audience here, but still.
I'm torn. I don't know which ride is worse - Dora or Reptar. Both numb my brain in different ways. Reptar is more of a physical assault, so I guess I'll give it my vote for dead last.
KenB