[PhantomCat]

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year...
There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago...

Who sits around telling ghost stories at Christmas when the family gets together?

Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer...

And you're singing a joyous, comical song about it, and you don't know whether to open her gifts or send them back? Geez!

Last Christmas...
I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away,
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special...

What?
One year later and you're still crying over a one day fling. Get over it!
And in another verse, you'll go right back if he/she gives you some attention. What?
This is truly a sheltered person who does not get out much.

[coasterbruh]

would the ghost story be the story about scrooge?

[RollerCoasterMommy07]

That really made me giggle. Especially the Grandma Got Ran Over by A Reindeer.

[arby]

I still don't understand why there is an L in NOEL.

[intimidator rider]

Why wound't there be a L in it

[PhantomCat]

You all are too much.

RollerCoasterMommy07
They are funny. If I think of more I will post them also.

Arby
I never thought about that one.

coasterbruh
It's plural for scary stories, and Scrooge is not scary.

[arby]

IntimidatorRider - Noel is pronounced 'No L' - think about it

[RollerCoasterMommy07]

Arby like this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLgBCcAnBbE

[PhantomCat]

Here's another on for you...

Ho, Ho, Ho, who wouldn't go,
Ho, Ho, Ho, who wouldn't go,
Up on the house top,
Click, click, click,
Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick.

First of all, why would I want to be on the roof with Santa, when I know he's coming down to bring me stuff?
"Santa, show me the money!"
Secondly, what in the world is all that "click, click, click?" Are three people about to place caps in Santa's behind?
Here's yet another reason not to be up on the roof with Santa.

RCMommy
That was a cute little cartoon.

[RollerCoasterMommy07]

Yea my husband showed it to me. I was like ooookkkkkk . Has anyone heard The Italian Christmas Donkey? My favorite funny Christmas song is the Redneck 12 Days of Christmas oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpMZPYWDm0 .

[arby]

Arby like this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLgBCcAnBbE

LOL! Thanks for sharing! That's right down my alley...

[PhantomCat]

RollerCoasterMommy07
You are too much! That 12 Pains of Christmas has got a lot of truth to it. It is hilarious. At first I thought, "Do I actually want to go through all twelve days?" But they changed up the lyrics and kept it interesting. That little kid was great, just as good as all the other actors.

Here's one from my childhood. Not really Christmas but cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3r ... re=related

[RollerCoasterMommy07]

Yea I meant to tell ya'll that it drags a bit in the beginning but it gets funnier towards the end. Especially "Why are they all blinking?!!!!!!"

By the way I love that video you posted .

[PhantomCat]

Roller Mom
Do you have any Christmas songs that drive you up a wall?

[RollerCoasterMommy07]

I can't really think of any that do. Although my husband decided to play some Christmas CD he had but it was all hardcore growling hollering type of music. I literally wanted to smash his computer haha.