- September 9th, 2014, 11:54 am
#63650
I like going to Six Flags. I usually have a good time. I also like Kansas City barbecue. I like it because I like all barbecue. But in the grand scheme of the barbecue world, Kansas City barbecue is an abomination. Give me eastern style North Carolina 'cue all day and I'm a happy guy. Six Flags is the Kansas City barbecue of the amusement park world. Sure, it's good because they have roller coasters and rides, but it's not my preference. I admit I'm partially biased because Six Flags Great Adventure is my closest Six Flags park. If Georgia, Great America, or Texas was the closest maybe my opinion wouldn't be so extreme (but I have my problems with those parks too).
Six Flags offends the senses across the board on a number of different levels, from security (love taking my belt off to get inside), product placement (love that the El Toro trains are wrapped to look like Kia sedans), design (Great Adventure looks like it was laid out by someone playing RCT for the first time), lack of diversity in attractions (many of their parks have virtually nothing of great interest to do other than the roller coasters), operations (which I will be the first to say have improved considerably but still aren't the best), basic upkeep (the paint on most rides at Great Adventure is an embarrassment), lack of atmosphere, and devaluation of their own product (they undercharge for season passes to the point where their parks are used as babysitting services for kids and teenagers during the summer so the parks are always insanely packed yet somehow Six Flags is always in poor financial shape). Oh, and how is it that even though most of their parks are nowhere near the top in terms of seasonal attendance figures they always manage to have absurdly long lines? Haven't been able to figure that one out...
Oh, and don't mistake this to mean I'm giving Cedar Fair a free pass. I have an ax to grind with them too, but it's nowhere near as large as the Six Flags one.