I was in the changing room for Boomerang Bay next to Bondi Beach and as I went to dry off from taking a shower, I noticed my towel was gone. When I looked up, I saw that a group of thugs had taken my towel. They were whipping each other with it like they had won the big highschool football game. When I asked to get it back, one of them pretended to slowly hand it to me, yelled, "sike!", and began to beat me profusely with my towel. The other two hooligans started shouting obscenities at me. Everyone ran out of the bathroom in terror. This went on for a good 5 minutes until someone finally called security. The security guard pulled out a taser, but the thugs quickly turned on him and beat him senseless. This bought me a good 30 seconds to grab all of my belongings and run out of the bathroom. I was bruised all over, my eye was swollen, and I felt like I was bleeding on my back. I never saw that towel again (I actually had to use my cargos to dry off).
It was the best experience of my life.

This thread is dumb BTW.