General Carowinds discussion
#84453
I'm making this topic for people who have and had problems the last few days to post here. If you've had a problem in anyway at Carowinds, involving violence or harassment, feel free to share and discuss. :D
#84468
Chris wrote:So I was in line at Fury once and this guy started flashing gang signs at me. I quickly looked away but next thing I know, he pistol whipped me before hopping on Fury and riding off into the sunset.

OMG you too???

I once encountered a gang walking around beating profusely on items while I was trying to enjoy my day at the park. They were forcing bullying everyone to stop and listen and even made some people dance! I was apalled!!! They even had on what seems to be their gang colors.
#84471
Chris wrote:Gang related? That's quite the assumption!


That's what some of the people on here believe, not me... I'm not gonna throw out any names or that would be "harassment" :lol:
#84493
Once I was riding around in Joe Cool's Driving School, when all of a sudden a large black and white creature forced me out of my car at gun point. The police later found the black and white costume the creature was wearing, with little yellow feathers on the inside. The police were able to DNA test the feathers and they gave me photo to keep just in-case I see him again. So be on the look out for this...
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#84495
I was in the changing room for Boomerang Bay next to Bondi Beach and as I went to dry off from taking a shower, I noticed my towel was gone. When I looked up, I saw that a group of thugs had taken my towel. They were whipping each other with it like they had won the big highschool football game. When I asked to get it back, one of them pretended to slowly hand it to me, yelled, "sike!", and began to beat me profusely with my towel. The other two hooligans started shouting obscenities at me. Everyone ran out of the bathroom in terror. This went on for a good 5 minutes until someone finally called security. The security guard pulled out a taser, but the thugs quickly turned on him and beat him senseless. This bought me a good 30 seconds to grab all of my belongings and run out of the bathroom. I was bruised all over, my eye was swollen, and I felt like I was bleeding on my back. I never saw that towel again (I actually had to use my cargos to dry off).

It was the best experience of my life. :lolno:

This thread is dumb BTW.
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#84497
Let's face facts. The real "gang related" problem at Carowinds comes from their rabid geese population.

One minute they're nibbling at pieces of dropped sesame chicken from Panda Express, next thing you know they're intentionally attacking Fabio. It's gotten out of control and I will personally not be going back until this issue is resolved.

Maybe Carowinds should build a wall, that seems to be the solution to everything lately :roll: ...
#84498
Jonathan wrote:I was in the lazy river last June and a gang of Germans threw a ferret into my tube and threatened to cut off my johnson if I didn't give them a million dollars. Then they set my car on fire in the parking lot.


That wasn't a ferret.. it was a Norweigan Brown Rat (or since you are from NYC... Wharf Rat). :)
#84500
I once called Fury the best giga coaster I had ever ridden and went to use the restroom. After walking into a stall, I was ambushed by an angry cluster of Cedar Point fanboys who, at gun point, demanded that I recall the statement. To disorient them, I told them that Gatekeeper was severely overrated. While they were overcome with bewilderment and shock, I just managed to escape. As I ran out of the restroom, I was jumped by a group of furious King's Dominion fanboys who threatened to rip my beard out if I did not recall my statements about Fury. It was not a good day.

Maybe if Carowinds didn't demolish the only good coaster in the park, none of this would have ever happened.