[Sean978]

I had no idea Carowinds was so... DANGEROUS. Looks like I won't be renewing my passes.

Sometimes I just wish we were still a Paramount Park, or at least a Six Flags park. THEY know what to do.

[Kurgan316]

Let's face facts. The real "gang related" problem at Carowinds comes from their rabid geese population.

One minute they're nibbling at pieces of dropped sesame chicken from Panda Express, next thing you know they're intentionally attacking Fabio. It's gotten out of control and I will personally not be going back until this issue is resolved.

Maybe Carowinds should build a wall, that seems to be the solution to everything lately ...

I thought the Fabio Goose FlyBy happened at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. It's what forced the NSA, ATF, DoFW, AFF, ALF, FEMA, FBI, CIA, MIC, KEY, and MOUSE to declare the area a no fly zone. It was quite fowl. Apparently the ride wasn't all it was quacked up to be.

[redrunner97]

I'm just saying F$*# THOSE DUCKS, MAN!!!

[gabed]

Looks like I won't be renewing my passes.

Considering Carowinds neutered the front entrance and demolished the greatest wooden coaster on Earth, why would you want to anyways.

[redrunner97]

Looks like I won't be renewing my passes.

Considering Carowinds neutered the front entrance and demolished the greatest wooden coaster on Earth, why would you want to anyways.

But in Cedar Fair's defense, at least they got rid of all those Kangaroos in the water park.
Some local exterminator made a lot of money off of that gig!!

[carolinaman]

Well I'm getting tired of being bullied by the ride ops. They keep telling me to have a good day when I get off rides.. How dare them tell ME what to do. I'll only have a good day if I want to, not because some bully keeps telling me to.

[coaster129]

Man, a few weeks back, I got ganged up on by a bunch of aliens. They threatened to experiement on my brains, if I didn't put a baby on top of Fury. I tricked them and but a Cabbage Patch Kid up there, and I have not been experimented on.

[Sean978]

I know that I haven't exactly helped this, but what happened to this thread?
I wonder what the park will think reading this...

[Wormy]

LOL you guys are the best!

[Edwardo]

I'm disappointed that the fresh prince of bell air hasn't been done yet.

[chknwing]

only time I have ever experienced gang like violence with anything carowinds related is when RollerBee and Edwardo post battle on here.

[Edwardo]

You're confusing gang violence with rollerbee getting the beat down.

Like I said at C3, he doesn't even rate.

[tarheel1231]

^ Exactly. When has Rollernuts ever been known to make a valid point in an argument?

This site is so fun!

[RollerBee]

I make valid points, I can't help I am far smarter than most of ya'll.

Just remember Edwardo, I made effort to talk at C3. I had a nice conversation with Jarvis and others.

[Sean978]

Is it your guys' goal to fight in every thread now?