^ Unnecessary "the"s are right up there too: "Excuse me, where's
The Vortex?"

And I always hurt a little inside when I hear a ride operator pronounce it wrong: "Welcome to The Thunder Run!"

^^ Oh sure, you can all complain when someone mispronounces the name of your ride (Fury 3-2-5), but I'm not allowed to be irked by someone confusing a ride with a mountain?

If someone came up to me and asked, "Where's Wonder Mountain?" I'd direct them to centre of the park and not to Guardian's entrance. (More likely I'd just respond with "It's right there!") I do correct people (friends and family, not strangers) on their grammar and pronunciation as well in the "real world" as I'm an English major of sorts.
^^^ So many people on here hate Dinosaurs Alive... At Wonderland it's easily overlooked on a pathway out behind Planet Snoopy, but I guess it just doesn't fit Carowinds that well because of how overt it is in the space it takes up. If it brings in money to the park, gets kids to learn a little, and allows for more schools to validate school trips to amusement parks, I really don't have a problem with it. I've been quiet on this so far because I've never been to Carowinds so I can't say for sure what kind of an impact it has on the overall park appearance/quality. From what I can see on google maps it does take up a very large area, and doesn't make good use of the space. If they moved the entrance to behind Woodstock Express, next to Lucy's Crabby Cabbie, they could move the trail away from its current entrance and make it less overt and more directly inside Planet Snoopy. They could use the now free space for a flat ride or two (like that Giant Frisbee you all want so badly next to Afterburn's brake run and maybe a new Disk'O coaster next to Woodstock Gliders) with a line of trees in between and then it would be harder to complain about Dinosaurs Alive. Sure it's not that launched coaster some of you want on this land, but it's something, right? And it could be done next year (well, except that we're pretty sure it's going to be another water park expansion in 2016).
Here's a link to a quick sketch I did of the potential new Dino trail. Red is a giant frisbee, Blue is a Disk'O coaster, Purple is the new entrance to Dinosaurs Alive, Green is a bunch of new trees and greenery, and Yellow is the new shortened path (dinosaurs can be added on the north side where the trees are or whatever). It's just a rough sketch to convey my idea better.
http://www.scribblemaps.com/create/#id=yl9eppLMWiNote: Scribble maps does not seem to like Safari most of the time. Using Firefox is fine, though I'm not sure about other browsers.